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zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:11 -0400

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

"As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say,..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:29:04 -0400

“

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?

Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?

Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

”

- Aman Ali (via princessbindi)

DAMN

(via contemplatingmadamebovary)

To quote South Park, BLAME CANADA (for Nickleback at least), otherwise…AGREE

(via lotus09)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:26:15 -0400

mightygodking: bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionate...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:08 -0400

mightygodking:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

Reblogged for “this sort of thing is why I decided to get a Tumblr in the first place and Yahoo buying it better not fuck that up”-itis.

blaineanderzon: it’s about time someone in the public eye said...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:22 -0400

blaineanderzon:

it’s about time someone in the public eye said this

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: the-seascatchfire: I think...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:37 -0400

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

the-seascatchfire:

I think everyone misses the fact that Peggy is running towards the grenade as well, Steve just gets there first.

lotus09: baldmarlin: chicagocubs: In just one week, the good...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:57 -0400

lotus09:

baldmarlin:

chicagocubs:

In just one week, the good guys host the White Sox at Wrigley Field for the Crosstown Cup series. Tickets available here: http://t.co/7coNOab3mc

Look at that dick in the Blackhawks shirt. Can’t even get the balls to pick one team. “I’m from Chicago, I like both teams.” No you fucking don’t. You either like the Cubs or you like the White Sox. You don’t hear people from NYC saying they support the Mets and the Yankees.

Or, you know, maybe he was wearing the Blackhawks t-shirt as a subversive protest about how both baseball teams in town are sucking right now. Eh?

STOP TRYING TO RATIONALIZE THIS MAN’S ACTIONS.

chris evans filming captain america: the winter soldier (x)

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:43:48 -0400

chris evans filming captain america: the winter soldier (x)

allofthefeelings: egobus: Brave is a very emotional movie for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:42:51 -0400

allofthefeelings:

egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint

And then they watched Tangled, and Natasha DID NOT GET UPSET about the fact that a young girl was kept trapped in a tower where she wasn’t allowed to make her own choices SHUT UP BARTON, and Clint smirked for days.

On the friday she [Tina] was doing Weekend Update alone, and on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:52 -0400

On the friday she [Tina] was doing Weekend Update alone, and on saturday I got a phonecall, and she said: “I think I wanna do it with Amy” - Lorne Micheals

elisa365 replied to your post: WebMD will basically tell me one common reason for… ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:29:32 -0400

elisa365 replied to your post: WebMD will basically tell me one common reason for…

Everything leads to cancer or an std on Webmd.

Oh WebMD. Never change.

glintglimmergleam: thegood-thebad-andthewinchesters: sithlordtennant: schyther: superwhowhedonfig...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:27:46 -0400

glintglimmergleam:

thegood-thebad-andthewinchesters:

sithlordtennant:

schyther:

superwhowhedonfighter:

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

DYING.

precious child

Can’t tell if trolling or serious.

isuckrooster: tampontears: veganmovement2012: Would people be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:27:15 -0400

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.

when vegan ideas backfire completely

WebMD will basically tell me one common reason for a health issue and then give me 12 reasons of why...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:51 -0400

WebMD will basically tell me one common reason for a health issue and then give me 12 reasons of why I am on the brink of death, if not dead already.

“I am a choreographer. That’s what I do. You are cheerleaders....

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:37 -0400

“I am a choreographer. That’s what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” | Bring It On (2000)

chicagocubs: In just one week, the good guys host the White Sox...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:33 -0400

chicagocubs:

In just one week, the good guys host the White Sox at Wrigley Field for the Crosstown Cup series. Tickets available here: http://t.co/7coNOab3mc

Look at that dick in the Blackhawks shirt. Can’t even get the balls to pick one team. “I’m from Chicago, I like both teams.” No you fucking don’t. You either like the Cubs or you like the White Sox. You don’t hear people from NYC saying they support the Mets and the Yankees.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:34:00 -0400

thehawklegacy: If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:29 -0400

thehawklegacy:

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it

Unless I’m reading a fucking book on the fucking subway and I tell you “no” or I ignore you. Otherwise, yes, I’ll sit and chat.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:34 -0400

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:29:20 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

(via lemonistas)