animalstalkinginallcaps:

GET AWAY FROM ME, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. IT’S NOT A FUNNY JOKE. I ALMOST PUKED.
IT’S JUST COCONUT WATER! IT’S NATURAL!
YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE AND THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
BUT IT’S SUPPOSED TO-
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HYDRATION OR ELECTROLYTES AGAIN AND WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. I’M NOT SURE IF WE ARE NOW. A FRIEND WOULDN’T TELL ME TO PUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT INSIDE MY MOUTH.

True Story: A coworker bought coconut water on the way home from Richmond one time. He took one sip and regretted it immediately. But he was stuck with it for the five hours home.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GET AWAY FROM ME, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. IT’S NOT A FUNNY JOKE. I ALMOST PUKED.

IT’S JUST COCONUT WATER! IT’S NATURAL!

YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE AND THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

BUT IT’S SUPPOSED TO-

SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HYDRATION OR ELECTROLYTES AGAIN AND WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. I’M NOT SURE IF WE ARE NOW. A FRIEND WOULDN’T TELL ME TO PUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT INSIDE MY MOUTH.

True Story: A coworker bought coconut water on the way home from Richmond one time. He took one sip and regretted it immediately. But he was stuck with it for the five hours home.

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