THIS MAN.
July 2011
I could watch this ALL NIGHT
Just because
When you see it.
June 2011
“Fuck it! Do it live. I’ll write it, and we’ll do it live! Fucking thing sucks.”
—William Shakespeare
I love this more than words can say.
STFU, Conservatives: 7 Rape Myths →
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(Note: I’m drunk. So typo’s might happen.)
Many of you have some common misconceptions about rape, what it means to rape someone, and how rape happens. I think that’s just ridiculous. Everyone needs to have the right idea about it - because feminists are being fucking…
Did you read his “apology”? I don’t have enough words in my vocabulary go describe how angry I am at him.
I just made legit cringeface at White Collar.
1) ALARMS AREN’T THAT EASY TO ACCESS, SHOW.
2) OH MY GOD IT’S OPEN TO THAT PAGE FOR A REASON STOP MUCKING WITH THE PAGES, THEY MIGHT BREAK.
2) CHRIST ALMIGHTY DON’T ENTER OXYGEN MUCH LESS SHARDS OF PLASTIC ONTO A CENTURIES OLD MANUSCRIPT. ARGH ARGH ARGH.
I swear, I should not be allowed to watch anything related to museum preservation ever.
PS: Indiana Jones is the shittiest archaeologist of all time. You know, in case you were wondering.
NATIONAL TREASURE IS THE TRUTH AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED AS SUCH.
For real though, my heart breaks every single time someone does something wrong with historical documentation. Especially after doing my internship at the NC Archives.
“Don’t you know that you’re toxic?”
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Marie Curie (via historysaidwhat)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
O.O
“With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit — I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney. Yeah, that was probably a bad move — they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
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Megan Fox (via pradaiswhatshewearsxo)
Kick ass.
(via esmeweatherwax)
Did I just actually issue a ‘FUCK YEAH’ in Megan Fox’s direction?
Nothing makes sense anymore! I had a moment of respect for Megan Fox.
SHUT UP, GOP.
Every time I see a Republican start babbling about the fact that we should leave all legal decisions up to the individual states, I want to grab them, shake them, and yell that the Articles of Confederation were a failure acknowledged by their vaunted Forefathers in SEVENTEEN FUCKING EIGHTY NINE. COME ON. READ A BOOK.
Also, the last time the whole Let The States Choose On A Certain Issue didn’t end very well. For anybody. Well, except for General Grant.
“Ned Stark changes everything. Sean Bean’s remarkable performance last night made me understand what true honor is. Therefore, effective today I will resign my seat as Representative of New York’s 9th Congressional District to take the black and join my Brothers at the northern Wall, where we will guard America against the evil of Canada’s White Walkers. Thank you, and may the Gods bless America.”
—Rep. Anthony Weiner announces his resignation and plan to join the Night’s Watch, June 13 2011 (via misattributions)
All the internets. This wins them.
50 reasons why Michael Fassbender is the sexiest man alive. →
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…I’ll be in my bunk.
Not mobile acceptable. Must click on when when I’m on my laptop tomorrow.
“I’m glad to hear that Tracy apologized for his comments. Stand-up comics may have the right to ‘work out’ their material in its ugliest and rawest form in front of an audience, but the violent imagery of Tracy’s rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threatening issue for the GLBT Community. It also doesn’t line up with the Tracy Morgan I know, who is not a hateful man and is generally much too sleepy and self-centered to ever hurt another person. […] I hope for his sake that Tracy’s apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket. The other producers and I pride ourselves on 30 Rock being a diverse, safe, and fair workplace.”
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Tina Fey, on Tracy Morgan.
In other words: thank you again, Tina.
(via notnadia)
Well said, Tina.
ILY, Tina.
i'm leslie monster: Today A Man Touched Me On The Subway And So I Hit Him →
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Read this.
And if you’re a guy, especially a father, who thinks women are too uptight about catcalls and whistles, look at your daughter.
Then, read it again.
I’m writing this on the R train as it rattles slowly along toward Brooklyn. I’m headed to pick…
I went to the grocery store once. While I was looking at straightening irons, an old, creepy guy snuck up behind me, and, unbeknownst to me, shoved his cell phone under my skirt and took a picture. I stepped back and stepped on his foot and instinctively apologized.
It wasn’t until the undercover security guard (who had happened to see the guy in action) chased him down and grabbed the phone out of his hand that I even knew anything had happened.
The security guard told me right before the trial (because you bet your ASS I agreed to testify) that the creep had tried to laugh it off. You know, guys will be guys and what’s the harm?
The harm? I was petrified of crowds and public spaces for a year. I had panic attacks. I didn’t wear skirts for almost six months. I still haven’t gone back to that grocery store. Every time I see an older man with longer hair, I freak out. I had to miss days of work, both with anxiety attacks and to testify against this fucker. (He went to jail for three months.) All I did was wear a skirt to the grocery store.
But hey. What’s the harm? Guys will be guys, right?
I’ve been terrified of being touched or embraced ever since I was 7 and a friends brother grabbed me unexpectedly and whispered to me that boys can do whatever they want to girls because they are stronger.
Boys will be boys. Sure.
The art of photobombing, by Nathan Fillion:
Aww. He aims to misbehave.
I love this. So much.
