January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm
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12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2011
Meeting my favorite baseball player
- Me: Will you sign this?
- Them: Sure
- Them: Wait, what is that?
- Me: A marriage certificate
- Them: But.. I..
- Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
That awkward moment when some Harry Potter actor shows up in every BBC melodrama ever made.
TOM RIDDLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE FORSYTE SAGA, AND WHY ARE YOU A ROMANTIC LEAD?
Teenage Creeper Riddle? Or Diary Riddle?
Diary Riddle. The hot one.
Good. Mmmm Diary Riddle.
That awkward moment when some Harry Potter actor shows up in every BBC melodrama ever made.
TOM RIDDLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE FORSYTE SAGA, AND WHY ARE YOU A ROMANTIC LEAD?
Teenage Creeper Riddle? Or Diary Riddle?
giveaway!
whoever wins gets a shirsey of their choice, regardless of the team they like
- reblog only once
- likes count
- I’ll pay for shipping
- I’ll ship to Canada and the United States only
- you don’t have to be following me
- giveaway ends January 20th, 2012
good luck~!
Yes please.
“He stops and looks at me. ‘I’m here because of you. You’re my priority. Your happiness, in some fucked way, is tuned in to mine. Get that through your thick skull. Would I like it any other way? Hell, yes, but I don’t think that will be happening in my lifetime.”
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-Jellicoe Road (via norashappyending)
SWOON
(via maggiesox)
‘i’m fifth in the league. look at nhl.com’
What's the difference between tumblr and a restaurant?
A restaurant has servers that work.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan picture FTW.
Life Goals
- See a Phillies game at CBP.
- See a Flyers game at WFC.
- Graduate with a Ph.D in History (Preferably from Syracuse University).
- Get a second Bachelors in English.
- Have an hour long conversation with Ilya Bryzgalov about anything that pops into his head.
- Hang out with the Avett Brothers.
- Have a life and career in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
- Never have children.
- Meet a male nerd who can stand yelling about Harry Potter and Doctor Who for long periods of time.
- Become a member of the historical research department of any major league baseball team. Except the Braves. And the Mets. And any team in California.
Play
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Odd
Last night, I had a dream that Jay Cutler and Tim Tebow were a buddy-cop duo searching for a jewel thief. I’m hoping I get the conclusion to that dream tonight because I want to know who killed the thief. My guess: Tom Brady.
kHill & sulfur on the issues: Giant 8-Foot Wide Cardboard Checks
- Mikal kHill: imagine getting paid in those giant cardboard checks
- Mikal kHill: like the end of the week comes
- Mikal kHill: you make like 8 an hour at mcdonalds
- Mikal kHill: part time
- Mikal kHill: feeding two kids
- Mikal kHill: but they bring you a giant 8 foot check for like 154 dollars
- abortedclone: lulz
- Mikal kHill: presented by a guy in a tux
- abortedclone: lawlawl
- abortedclone: getting paid more than you are just to hand you that ridic check
- abortedclone: ?
- Mikal kHill: hahaha
- Mikal kHill: Yeah
- Mikal kHill: For that one hour of his time
- Mikal kHill: but they do it every week
- Mikal kHill: and they have two guys with confetti cannons
- Mikal kHill: which they fire off in the fryer area, which is about 5 feet wide
- Mikal kHill: so you are deafened from the report from these overpowered confetti blasters
- Mikal kHill: and they just look super fucking bored
- Mikal kHill: like it's the least interesting job they ever had or they are on some heroin nods
- Mikal kHill: gun range headphones on
- Mikal kHill: dark black glasses
- Mikal kHill: looking like the last time they smiled was when they heard their ex girlfriend died.
- abortedclone: lawllllll
