We're the girls who stay in on weekends to watch a...
All of this, but with baseball.
schramm-blanton: oswalts-sexy-tractor replied to your post: What’s your favorite candy? Reese’s Peanut Butter eggs (the kind you get at Easter, with tons of peanut butter), Junior Mints, and Yorkie Bars. :D I feel I’m the only person in the world who doesn’t like the eggs/pumpkins/giant cups. Too much peanut butter to chocolate ratio. Ohhh Lord, Yorkie bars.
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or This made my fucking day.
My part of Oakland is full of poor people. There’s at least one murder a week....– @el_gallo on BoingBoing.com (via lordmoudemort)
EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES.
wenbys: outpour: I don’t know what I’ll ever realistically use this gif for. BUT JESUS. LOOK AT HIS HAND. LOOK AT HIS JAW MOVE. WHY DID WE NOT GET A FULL CLOSE UP OF THIS LIP ACTION. THERE IS CLEARLY TONGUE IN THERE. WHY, YATES. WHY DO YOU HATE US. AND THIS ………. :o
Goodbye Social Life
doctorwho: idontneedlimits: I just started watching Doctor Who. I started when i got home from school. 5 hours later and ive watched 5 episodes without moving off my couch except for food and water. Goodbye social life. #yeah pretty much All four seasons within about 3 weeks. Thankfully during Christmas break from school.
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schramm-blanton: cliftonphifer: approximatelynormal: pitcher-on-deck: designated-hitter exactlyweird johnlackey halladay-christine Hairy Fisherman. D:
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.