(Source: amypoehler, via bossypants)

freakshow92890:

I feel like Andy and I would be kindred spirits.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via sexygeriatrics)

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

(via apinknightmare)

Santiago, are you hiding in my bathroom with a dog that you’re deathly allergic to?
No.

(Source: prior-tris, via bossypants)

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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(Source: straahl-inspo, via sexygeriatrics)

Chris Pratt and Sebastian Stan being adorable idiots. 

(Source: emmafoundtallahassee, via sexygeriatrics)

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

(via everythingthatiswrongwithamerica)

markruffalo:

I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd as you may recall. How great is this first look of him as Ant Man? #TeamMarvel

markruffalo:

I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd as you may recall. How great is this first look of him as Ant Man? #TeamMarvel

(Source: marvelstudiosmovies, via henryrowengartner)

chrisevanshasmyheart:

The impossible has happened: he got even cuter. 

(via sexygeriatrics)

"Vaccines protect the health of children in the United States so well that most parents today have never seen first-hand the devastating consequences of diseases now stopped by vaccines"

CDC statement

Sorry truthers, there is no CDC cover up and vaccines still don’t cause autism 

(via micdotcom)

(via lotus09)

champagnebabi:

4x20 - The Debate

(via sexygeriatrics)

  • godric: i took your advice salazar
  • salazar: what advice
  • godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: i got a 60 foot lion
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: she's in the grounds right now
  • salazar: OH NO
  • godric: look out the window bro
  • salazar:
  • salazar: wait i dont see her
  • godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
  • salazar:
  • godric:
  • salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
  • godric: ayyyyy
  • salazar: ayyyyy